RANDOMNLY

Mother, "Dennis! Kuja hapa! What did I tell u bout gadget addiction? You are even poking holes in the         DVD?"  
Me:   Thats the USB port...

Good morning reader. Its Thursday the 19. Week number 2.This is a very random post, read on...

Was on my way to tao (in a mat), around ngara and this hawker was shouting <Read advertising> a very effective product. "Dawa ya mende, kunguni, nzi, kupe, wezi, makarao..."

Last Friday was Friday the thirteenth. Which explains a lot. Am not superstitious but something abnormal waz going down that day. have you watchd the horro movie, same name? Oooh, Spooooky. (Reminds me of scooby doo) Im sure it's even written somewhere that tiz unlucky to talk bout it...

 Congrats to Lynet Wairimu, a good friend, an ex Kenya high student, whos won a fully paid trip to France for a month. A month! What did she do, you ask? She was the best girl student in french, class of 2011. The best(boy n girl) in french   and best public speaker in drama and others also go. In June. Am proud of you hun and have lotsa fun.

Saturday waz an ok day. Hit UON early in the morning got several Kg's of brochures then to bball. On the way, I was the last to get into the matatu and told to sit on the kondas seat. We paid fare to the driver and on our way soon enough. Now, Is it just me or are 3/4 of all matatu passengers women? Look around next time your in one. Back to the topic.

School kids are home. Even from Nithi constituency, Tharakanithi county. Yes, there's a place in our wonderful country called <copy paste> Tharakanithi. Dust your atlas, students and look for it. Some with parrotish mohawks. People, unless your a Dj, Mathare inmate or your from jamaica, Mohawks are illegal. And weaves. Especially weaves. I feel sorry for the mukorino girl who goes to high school, sees a normally bald chic with hair reaching her waist and then implants weaves. You got a turban fit for winter and you implant a weave?  #dandruffrearing shud b punishable by death under the fashion constitution.

What is it with the black outs, KPLC? There's even an Fb group which goes like "Nyinyi Kplc, eeh nyinyi. Epuka rationing. WACHANA na mpango wa candle." And another update, "Kama kwenyu kuna stima, huishi Nairobi." Some chic told me she had to visit kababa (its a guys name) to finish watching a movie at their place coz he had those old skul diesel generators... Which grown ass dude would accept a nickname like "kababa"? Ama its the size of his...

Safaricom. My bad. Suffericom. I send a text and to remind me I have no credit, you send 5 texts going "Sorry, your account has no credit. WEKA PESA TUKUNYONYE!!!" went overboard there, but you get my drift... Im sure i could do alot with 5 texts. And another thing, Why is it that when i get unlimited sms's, then spend the rest of my credit on calls, you start going back to "Sorry, your account..."

 Enough with the complaining...

I was watching the simsons, season 21, yesterday. Thats the beauty of piracy, and I aint talking bout penelope cruz, of POTC (who looks amazing btw, as you can see). You can get almost anything. The more you watch Bart n Homer simpson, the more insane you get. When they say stuff like: Bart, "He'll beat the crap out of you, mum!" Homer, "Watch your language, moron." or Homer and Marge in a supermarket. Homer"Why is that man carrying a purse?". Marge"Thats a grocery bag. Plastic bags get into the ocean and stop jellyfish mating". Homer"Stupid horny jellyfish, turning men into feminists."



Saw this poster In a Matatu

"Dere ako smart. Konda hana Wass. Abiria, Fitina ya nini?"



 Randomly yours,

Dean.